Can we please discuss Bruno Mars and his hair supplies, #doe? Like………..
Naw but… s-curl activator doe? If there’s a toothbrush anywhere in the vicinity I might have to fight him.
his black side did not inform him
also let’s discuss this Sims character praise-dancing around this burning pizza omg
somebody find bruno mars some taliah waajid….
BRUNO I FEEL YOU ON THAT FRIZZ BUSTER MY NIGGA
AND MY GRANNY CAN TELL YOU BOUT THAT NO DRIP SCURL JUICE
SHAKE THE HATERS OFF AND MOISTURIZE YOUR DAMN SITUATION LIKE A BOSS
SHAKE THE HATERS OFF AND MOISTURIZE YOUR DAMN SITUATION LIKE A BOSS…I think I am going to walk around saying this to myself.
Look, Afghanistan, I’m sorry to tell you, I’m old enough to remember, forty years ago, Afghanistan was arguably the most tolerant Middle East Muslim country, with a pro-Western technocratic king, with a very strong local communist party and so on. And then, we know what happened. Communist party tried to took power. They did. When they started to fail, Soviet Union intervened. Then Americans backed the Muslim fundamentalists. In other words, always bear in mind this: Afghanistan is not an old fundamentalist country that we should enlighten. Afghanistan was quite a nice, tolerant country. Its fundamentalization is precisely the result of being caught in the global politics. We, the global liberal system, generate fundamentalisms.
This is raw kale, tossed with olive oil, lemon juice, minced garlic & sea salt. My favorite green food to eat. It’s in a plastic bag cuz I don’t wanna wash a bowl once its all gone.
The next time someone asks you, ‘Hey! How do you get to be homosexual anyway?’ tell them, ‘Homosexuals are chosen first on talent — then interview — then swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them.
- comic KAREN WILLIAMS, at the 1993 Mach on Washington
#funny (via knowhomo)
Today my sister watched me put on my binder before I went to school.
She asked me if it hurt. I said sometimes, and showed her some of my bruises from it.
She asked me why I do it, I said because it makes me feel human.
She said, “At least you’re not an alien.”
“But I am an alien. In my own body. I don’t see myself as you see me. To me these things aren’t here,” I replied pointing to my chest.
I went to school. I just got home, took off my binder, and saw a piece of paper sticking out from my pillow. I moved my pillow and found this.
Can I just be honest and say I have the sweetest little sister in the world and that she has completely made me bawl my eyes out.
Thank you so, so much little sis. And yes, every penny counts.
I love you, kiddo. More than anything.
Samba makes me happy!!!!! Sexy TIME!!!
Witney & Chehon- Samba
I absolutely loved this! It was such a good way to start of the season! Witney definitely did great, which was to be expected but I don’t think Chehon did bad at all! It was just great!!!
self-serving, arrogant, pretentious, controlling, stubborn, inconsistent, morally grey… gorgeous, modest, compassionate, genius, honest, kind, reliable, rare human being.
YES! Thank you, lovers and haters, alike. :-)
i’ll take the positive and not so positive adjectives about me in stride.